ENEMIES LIST

When Obama brought up the fact that McCain couldn't remember how many homes he owns, McCain campaign spokesman Brian Rogers asked, "Does a guy who worries about the price of arugula and thinks regular people 'cling' to guns and religion in the face of economic hardship really want to have a debate about who's in touch with regular Americans?"

Yeah, that’s a good question, Obama!!! Forget the fact that us “regular Americans” are seriously considering electing a 74 year old man who can’t even remember how many homes he has to be leader of the free world, I want to know why you’re so concerned about arugula prices. McCain may forget the basic geography in the area we’re fighting 2 wars, where we’re spending over 12 billion ($12,000,000,000) per month, but you Senator Obama… you like to eat that elitist salad ingredient, arugula!

What is it, do you and your elitist, liberal buddies think you’re better than us? I want my president to eat what I eat, good old American Big Macs and hot dogs. Why do you hate America and our American hot dogs so much, Senator Obama??? Or should I say Saddam Hussein Bin Laden Obama??? Why do you hate our e coli or salmonella contaminated AMERICAN food so much? What, now you’re too good for bouts of sweating, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and potential death? Huh, how ‘bout it?

I suppose you think you’re too good for heart disease and obesity too??? According to the CDC, 1 in 3 Americans are obese. Where do you get off eating fancy salad, and in front of the children??? I bet you and all your college educated “buddies” who read, and pay attention to their health, and don’t exclusively eat meals out of boxes or off a “99 cent” menu, don’t smoke either. How do you look yourself in the mirror?

Is it the arugula? What is so tempting? Is it it’s high levels of Vitamin C and Potassium?? Is it the delicious peppery flavor it adds to any dish? Or is it that you and arugula both hate America and our freedoms and can’t stand to see us prosper??

So Comrade, why don’t you just go back to your one home, I am sure you can remember where it is as green leafy vegetables have been show to increase brain activity and stave off the onset of dementia and good old “American” diseases like cancer, cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and many many more, and say good bye to your America hating pal. That’s right, your time with that vegetable friend of yours is limited. Because……. that’s right Obama…. arugula just made the list!