ENEMIES LIST- The Weather Channel

My hated is focused at the face of the weather oligarchy in this country, The Weather Channel. First of all, let's be real, "meteorologist"??? Please, Mr. Scientist. You're about as much of a scientist as a cosmetologist is.

Now where this story starts is last week. Reports of rain all week. The big thunderstorm pictures were all over the forecast. RAIN!!! WIND!!! THUNDERSTORMS!!! I looked through the forecast by the hour and it 30% chance of rain per hour each hour. So I drove in to work each day, no bike commuting for me. Well, of course, it was beautiful all week. However it would sprinkle a little at night, or rain at like 2:00 am.

HEY, no one but cat burglars and farmers give a shit about if it's going to rain at 2 in the morning!!!!

No one cares about the fucking dew point or the barometric pressure either! And while were at it, why the hell do I need a recap of what the weather already was today? Wow, thanks, it was 70 and sunny today?? Thanks for the update, I was down in my bomb shelter because you assholes said tornadoes were coming.

Look, take your fucking super computers and weather balloons and just focus on what the temperature is going to be tomorrow and if it's going to rain during the time 90% of the population is conscious. And by the way, 30% chance of rain isn't an answer! I could fucking come up with that, "It probably won't rain tomorrow, but it might." Wow, look, I guess I am a scientist!!!!!

That's right Weather Channel, you're on the list!