ENEMIES LIST

The Star Tribune reported the majority of Americans think Don Anus should have been fired. Why the fuck do I care? The majority of Americans thought it was a good idea to keep G.W. for 4 more years. The majority of Americans watch American Idol. The majority of Americans are against equal rights for homosexuals. The majority of Americans are fucking morons.

The majority of Americans are ignorant, shallow, lazy, lemmings who wouldn't know not to stick their dick in a tailpipe if you didn't tell them. If you told the majority of Americans Saddam Hussein was responsible for 911, they’d believe you. The majority of Americans think being lied to about extramarital affairs is worse than being lied to about the unnecessary slaughter of innocent people. The majority of Americans don’t realize the left lane is for passing, let alone the concept of merging.

You know what’s wrong with America????? Too many fucking Americans!!!!

Fuck you, majority of Americans….. you just made the list! Start the car.