ENEMIES LIST- United Airlines, haiku style

What the fuck is your problem???
It’s not even raining!!
“air traffic” is not an excuse!
What does that even mean?
2:35, 3:30, 4:14, 5:10, 6:25
Worst airline ever……

“This is your Captain,
wind from the southwest at 24 knots,
traveling at 40,000 ft., visibility 3 miles .”
Am I driving? Then why do I care?
Shut the fuck up, I am trying to take a nap!

4 oz. of cran-apple, ginger ale,
orange juice, water, or Pepsi.
Wow, what a relief!

Where are the exits?
How do I buckle a seatbelt?
Should I assist others before putting on my oxygen mask?
What can I use as a flotation device?
Why are you so retarded?

That’s right United….. you just made the list! So fuck off!!!!